Baseball "Equipment"

Micah's baseball coach this year insisted that the boys all wear cups during the games. Micah doesn't like wearing his, so as soon as we get home he takes it off. After yesterday's game, we decided to go out to lunch. A few minutes after we sit down to eat, Micah sticks his hands down his pants, pulls out his cup, hands it to me, and says, "Here, Mom". Thanks for the embarrassing moment, Micah. The worst thing is, he ended up forgetting it at the restaurant. Those things are not cheap, so of course I made Isaiah go back and ask for it. They had already cleaned off our table and everything but had saved it for us. Luckily, it was a Chinese restaurant and none of the ladies there knew what it was. Isaiah said they kept asking him what it was and he just told him it was "baseball equipment".